August 20th, 2007
“Directa Your Feetzah, to Daddy Green’s Pizza”-While not exactly the Sho-Gun of Harlem the little brother’s feet were moving and so was the Giant offense. For the record, Eli’s stat line read 10/13 for 114 yards, 1 TD and 0 INT in just under a half. Not exactly what many expected based on [...]
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Ravens Redux
Posted in Football, New York Giants, Sports on August 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Nevermore
Posted in Football, New York Giants, Sports on August 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
August 17th, 2007
Preseason Week 2 Preview
New York Giants (0-1) at Baltimore Ravens (1-0)
Sunday, August 19th 8:00PM
On Air: Television: NBC National Broadcast,
On Air: Radio: Sirius Satellite Radio Channels 123, 124
Nevermore- Quoth the Reeser, “Nevermore”…after being gashed repeatedly by a mediocre Panthers running game, restless GM Jerry Reese signed nearly 700lbs of [...]
Football is Back…Almost
Posted in Football, New York Giants, Sports on August 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
August 11th, 2007
Carolina at New York, 8pm-Game Preview
Opponents Be Damned- I won’t be talking much about the Giants opponents during the pre-season because it’s a time to watch our young guys, backups and new acquisitions. Who will make the team, who will surprise, who will disappoint and how will the roster shake [...]
I Hate the Media
Posted in Commentary, Football, Media on August 10, 2007 | 5 Comments »
August 10th, 2007
Seriously, is there anything worse than ignorance masquerading as lame humor and insight? And no I don’t mean me wise-acres, so watch it. I mean aside from hearing “We’re out of Guiness sir, can I interest you in a Bud Light?”, nothing fries my bacon more than unobjective unfuniness. Now [...]
Nitty Gritty Football Stuff
Posted in Football, New York Giants, Sports on August 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
August 9th, 2007
During my stint in the boutonnière of New York, I managed to sober up long enough to catch an evening practice and glimpses of a certain Right Wing Survivor Winning Rosie O’Donnell Hating Pregnant Girl who shall remain nameless. Dying for a hint huh? Her name starts with an E, ends [...]
Albany Unplugged
Posted in Football, New York Giants, Sports on August 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
August 8, 2007
Before I begin my sordid tale of interstate intrigue, overindulgence, and pregnant celebrities, I wanted to address the Michael Strahan situation. Cheated, got caught, got fleeced, wants more $, the end. Seriously Mike, if you’re reading this get a life I’m a nobody. In anxious anticipation of Mister Strahan’s anguishing [...]
My Summer Vacation
Posted in Football, New York Giants, Sports, Summer on August 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007
There it stood, familiar but glorious, welcoming me with open arms to my new Summer vacation spot. The Eiffel Tower, The Sphinx, The Statue of Liberty? No my soon to be loyal readers, I wasn’t in Paris, Giza or Manhattan but I was in New York; staring up at the [...]
Got Milk?
Posted in Commentary, Football, Media, New York Giants on August 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
In today’s online edition of the NJ Star-Ledger, Giants beat writer Mike Garafolo seems to be stoking a fire with his article entitled, “Burress won’t be soured”. On this week’s episode of As the Stomach Turns, Giant fans are treated to the following exchange instead of gearing up for a big preseason test against [...]
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