I don’t like to talk about myself, because I bore me. I’m married, bald(ing?) slightly paunchy, formerly cool and generally meh. My lucky wife is a talented photographer who astounds me daily with her talent. We have a dog, a house, jobs, probably a couch maybe 2 and some TVs. And despite my old man fat, I can still jump really high when chasing my dog.

Spider Man ain’t got sh*t on me!